Victor, look at my eyes!!!
Missed our connecting flight in Dallas so we got drunk at TGIFriday’s.

Missed our connecting flight in Dallas so we got drunk at TGIFriday’s.

Two weeks with no shaving. Still in 8th grade I guess. (Madrid)

Two weeks with no shaving. Still in 8th grade I guess. (Madrid)

Sangria freakout. (Barcelona)

Sangria freakout. (Barcelona)

Bummed out after discovering our mascot and my personal best friend is a cop. (Barcelona)

Bummed out after discovering our mascot and my personal best friend is a cop. (Barcelona)

In Barcelona, trees have dicks.

In Barcelona, trees have dicks.

WATCH OUT PEPINO!!! (Nuremburg)

WATCH OUT PEPINO!!! (Nuremburg)

When I sign a guestbook, I sign a guestbook. (Munich)

When I sign a guestbook, I sign a guestbook. (Munich)

Perhaps a tad bit too blunt, Austria.

Perhaps a tad bit too blunt, Austria.

Some sort of Austrian tripod creature.

Some sort of Austrian tripod creature.

A real live gypsy. (Vienna)

A real live gypsy. (Vienna)