Missed our connecting flight in Dallas so we got drunk at TGIFriday’s.
Two weeks with no shaving. Still in 8th grade I guess. (Madrid)
Sangria freakout. (Barcelona)
Bummed out after discovering our mascot and my personal best friend is a cop. (Barcelona)
In Barcelona, trees have dicks.
WATCH OUT PEPINO!!! (Nuremburg)
When I sign a guestbook, I sign a guestbook. (Munich)
Perhaps a tad bit too blunt, Austria.
Some sort of Austrian tripod creature.
A real live gypsy. (Vienna)